Day 2 of Court is now in Session - Please turn all phones and other recording devices off at this time.

Dear Jury, If it wasn't bad enough that the Mexican Herald was lying about my effects on humans - the American Newspapers retitled yesterday's bullsh*t story as "A BAD MEXICAN HABIT". See below and don't forget to click on +SHOW MORE to see more:

Now before I proceed into the liable against me in 1899 from both the Mexican Herald (Mexico City) and some of the United States' Newspapers, I must first show you the motive behind all this vilification of my good name that my dear friend the Lab Rat uncovered below: